English Proverbs and Malayalam Interpretations

Old Sardar Jocks

1 - Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. 4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 5 - One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 6 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is jayanthi. 7 - Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, " I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. 8 - When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. 9 - Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN" 10 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
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To Men & Women

To: Woman & MenBetween the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India &Japan.Very hot, wise and beautifulBetween the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.She is half destroyed after the war but stilldesirable.Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.She lost the war but not the hope.Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.With a glorious past but no future.The last one was left out. After 70, they becomeSiberia."Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to gothere."-----------This one for the guys.A guy's life can be described as a train on a railwaytrack.When they are 20,Every station they want to stop.When they are 30,They can only stop at one station.When they are 40,They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.When they are 50,They want to stop but they cannot stop.When they are 60,They can't even start. How to stop?
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(¨`•.•´¨) Always`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling! `•.¸.•´
Anish Kumar