Posted: 07 Oct 2010 02:24 AM PDT
Sadhana yoga center is conducting Linux free training for School children on every Sundays 3.pm to 6.pm. Sadhana yoga centers is a place for children to learn Yoga,Nature cure and insight meditation. The place has the following facilities for children.
A library (books on Yoga,Nature Cure,Vipassana,Herbs and medicinal plants).
An eco-shop(for organic food).Vegetables and fruits grown using organic/natural farming. No chemical fertilizers or pesticides.
A film club.Mainly documentaries about environmental issues(protecting forests, saving our rivers and all living beings on this planet).
A herbal research center.Encourage children to plant trees and protect them.
A center for sharing knowledge. This is where they conduct the free training in GNU/Linux.
Contact Sadhana yoga centre in the following address.
Sadhana Yoga Centre
Desom(kunnumpuram),
Aluva,Kerala,India
ph: 9847446918
email:ibmanoj@gmail.com
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Face value !!!!
An American, a British and an Indian went for a Trek one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while Enjoying their 'freedom. 'As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from Town appeared. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the British quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Indian covered his face while they ran for cover.After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on. The American and the British asked the Indian why he covered his face rather than his private part. The Indian replied, ' I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize '.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
നിങ്ങളുടെ വാഹനത്തിന്റെ ഉടമ
നിങ്ങളുടെ വാഹനത്തിന്റെ ഉടമ സര്ക്കാര് രേഖകള് പ്രകാരം നിങ്ങളാണോ?നിങ്ങള് വാഹനം ആര്ക്കെങ്കിലും വിറ്റിട്ടുണ്ടോ ?വിറ്റപ്പോള് ഉടമസ്ഥാവകാശം കൈമാറ്റം ചെയ്തിരുന്നോ? ഇപ്പോഴും സര്ക്കാര് രേഖകള് പ്രകാരം ഉടമസ്ഥന് നിങ്ങളാണോ?പരിശോധിക്കാന് താഴെ കാണുന്ന ലിങ്ക് ഉപയോഗിക്കുക വാഹന നമ്പര് മാത്രം നല്കിയാല് മതി. GIVE ONLY VEHICLE NO: eg: KL 08 AB 5050
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Think before you stop!
Worth Passing On! Sad, especially if you are inclined to 'help' people... While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
"There are several things to be aware of ... Gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-9-9AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXEDWITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.
"There are several things to be aware of ... Gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-9-9AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXEDWITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Old Sardar Jocks
1 - Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. 4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 5 - One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 6 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is jayanthi. 7 - Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, " I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. 8 - When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. 9 - Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN" 10 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Thanks & RegardsKeep Smiling & Mailingsiva kumar
Thanks & RegardsKeep Smiling & Mailingsiva kumar
To Men & Women
To: Woman & MenBetween the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India &Japan.Very hot, wise and beautifulBetween the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.She is half destroyed after the war but stilldesirable.Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.She lost the war but not the hope.Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.With a glorious past but no future.The last one was left out. After 70, they becomeSiberia."Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to gothere."-----------This one for the guys.A guy's life can be described as a train on a railwaytrack.When they are 20,Every station they want to stop.When they are 30,They can only stop at one station.When they are 40,They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.When they are 50,They want to stop but they cannot stop.When they are 60,They can't even start. How to stop?
Regards,
(¨`•.•´¨) Always`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling! `•.¸.•´
Anish Kumar
Regards,
(¨`•.•´¨) Always`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling! `•.¸.•´
Anish Kumar
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