English Proverbs and Malayalam Interpretations

Old Sardar Jocks

1 - Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR 3 - Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. 4 - After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 5 - One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 6 - Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is jayanthi. 7 - Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walked. Suddenly sardar said loudly, " I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. 8 - When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. 9 - Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN" 10 - Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
Thanks & RegardsKeep Smiling & Mailingsiva kumar

To Men & Women

To: Woman & MenBetween the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India &Japan.Very hot, wise and beautifulBetween the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.She is half destroyed after the war but stilldesirable.Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.She lost the war but not the hope.Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.With a glorious past but no future.The last one was left out. After 70, they becomeSiberia."Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to gothere."-----------This one for the guys.A guy's life can be described as a train on a railwaytrack.When they are 20,Every station they want to stop.When they are 30,They can only stop at one station.When they are 40,They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.When they are 50,They want to stop but they cannot stop.When they are 60,They can't even start. How to stop?
Regards,
(¨`•.•´¨) Always`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling! `•.¸.•´
Anish Kumar

Fwd: Why INDIA is in trouble.............!

Why INDIA is in trouble.....Population: 110 crore

9 crore retired
37 crore in state Govt;
20 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)

1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )

25 crore in school

1 crore are under 5 years


15 crore unemployed


1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals

Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me.
U are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!! <

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

Fwd: Swiss bank declaration...

Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds&.
Our Indians' Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank
1) Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of Black Money.
2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that they are willing to inform the details of holders of 70 lakh crore rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them.
3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter to Indian Government.
4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by politicians and it is every Indian's money.
5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.
6) Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh Crores, then how much money is lying in other 69 Banks? How much they have deprived the Indian people? Just think, if the Account holder dies, the bank becomes the owner of the funds in his account.
7) Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma? What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they own/use such money, generated out of corruption and exploitation?
8) Indian people have read and have known about these facts. But the helpless people have neither time nor inclination to do anything in the matter. This is like "a new freedom struggle" and we will have to fight this.
9) This money is the result of our sweat and blood.. The wealth generated and earned after putting in lots of mental and physical efforts by Indian people must be brought back to our country.

Exclusive breastfeeding can save 22.3% infant deaths

By KULSUM MUSTAFA CNS
Published: Jul 11, 2010 04:08 Updated: Jul 11, 2010 04:09 Arab News (www.arabnews.com)
In the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, 270,000 infants die in the first month of their birth, a grim situation which breastfeeding advocate Dr. KP Kushwaha says could be drastically reversed if every pregnant woman in the state ensure that her newborn gets mother's milk in the first hour of birth.
Statistics state that 270,000 infants born in Uttar Pradesh (UP) die in the first month of their birth and every sixth malnutrition child lives in UP.
"The grim situation of infant mortality and child malnutrition can be changed overnight if every pregnant woman in the state ensure that her newborn gets mother's milk in the first hour of birth," said Dr. KP Kushwaha. A pediatrician and a great advocate of breastfeeding, Kushwaha, head of the Department of Pediatrics, BRD Medical College, Gorakhpur, was addressing media persons at the monthly Media for Children hosted jointly by Media Nest and UNICEF at the Uttar Pradesh Press Club on every second Saturday afternoon.
Kushwaha said that malnutrition will drastically bring down the GDP and will add to 50 percent death of infants. He bemoaned the facts that social customs and psychological mindset prevents a mother from breastfeeding her child immediately after his birth.
"It is sad, but true that only 46.4 percent of mother's do exclusive breastfeeding. The other 53.6 percent do not even realize the great harm they are doing to their child, society and country," said Kushwaha, who has passionately pursued his mission to ensure a healthier society through mothers following the baby friendly health initiative.
Through audiovisual medium he explained the correct methods of breastfeeding. Kushwaha said that though it is said repeatedly that breastfeeding is a natural instinct of all mothers the truth is that it is a technique that must be taught to a woman and for this trained counselors are essential.
Kushwaha illustrated this information with the work he and his team have done in Lalitpur district of Uttar Pradesh. He said that the baby friendly health initiative (BFHI) in just one a half year of initiating this project in 600 villages the percentage of mothers who exclusively breastfed their child was raised from a mere 6.6 percent to 50 percent.
In the same way the percentage of mother's who initiated breastfeeding within an hour rose from 10.9 percent in November 2006 to 72 percent in April 2008.
Listing the US$80,000 billion infant food market as one of the main hurdles that confronts the practice of mother’s milk, Kushwaha said that there are laws against infant foods' availability and their open advertisements but the money involved is so huge that often these laws remain just on paper.
Speaking during the occasion, UNICEF communication specialist Augustine Veliath said that Kushwaha is the rarest of rare doctors who has through his devotion to the cause helped save millions of children.
"His behavioral change in infant feeding pattern has received great response not just in India but also abroad. Dr. Kushwaha is today an authority on the issue and his 'best practice experiments' are being used all over the world," saidVeliath.
Senior journalist and secretary-general of Media Nest, Kulsum Talha, cited Kushwaha for raising awareness among media persons on this issue, helping build their capacity, which is the motive of the program. (CNS)

The world cup winners list from 1930 to 2006

The world cup winners list from 1930 to 2006
1930 Uruguay
1934 Italia
1938 Italia
1950 Uruguay
1954 West Germany
1958 Brazil
1962 Brazil
1966 England
1970 Brazil
1974 West Germany
1978 Argentina
1982 Italia
1986 Argentina
1990 West Germany
1994 Brazil
1998 France
2002 Brazil
2006 Italia