laws

& Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

& Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

& Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

& Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

& Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

& Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

& Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

& Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

& Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold..

& Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

& Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

& Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.



And my favorite:


& Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Free GNU/Linux training for children at Sadhana Yoga Centre, Aluva

Posted: 07 Oct 2010 02:24 AM PDT
Sadhana yoga center is conducting Linux free training for School children on every Sundays 3.pm to 6.pm. Sadhana yoga centers is a place for children to learn Yoga,Nature cure and insight meditation. The place has the following facilities for children.

A library (books on Yoga,Nature Cure,Vipassana,Herbs and medicinal plants).
An eco-shop(for organic food).Vegetables and fruits grown using organic/natural farming. No chemical fertilizers or pesticides.
A film club.Mainly documentaries about environmental issues(protecting forests, saving our rivers and all living beings on this planet).
A herbal research center.Encourage children to plant trees and protect them.
A center for sharing knowledge. This is where they conduct the free training in GNU/Linux.
Contact Sadhana yoga centre in the following address.
Sadhana Yoga Centre
Desom(kunnumpuram),
Aluva,Kerala,India
ph: 9847446918
email:ibmanoj@gmail.com

Face value !!!!

An American, a British and an Indian went for a Trek one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while Enjoying their 'freedom. 'As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from Town appeared. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the British quickly used their hands to cover their privates. But the Indian covered his face while they ran for cover.After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on. The American and the British asked the Indian why he covered his face rather than his private part. The Indian replied, ' I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize '.

നിങ്ങളുടെ വാഹനത്തിന്റെ ഉടമ

നിങ്ങളുടെ വാഹനത്തിന്റെ ഉടമ സര്‍ക്കാര്‍ രേഖകള്‍ പ്രകാരം നിങ്ങളാണോ?നിങ്ങള്‍ വാഹനം ആര്‍ക്കെങ്കിലും വിറ്റിട്ടുണ്ടോ ?വിറ്റപ്പോള്‍ ഉടമസ്ഥാവകാശം കൈമാറ്റം ചെയ്തിരുന്നോ? ഇപ്പോഴും സര്‍ക്കാര്‍ രേഖകള്‍ പ്രകാരം ഉടമസ്ഥന്‍ നിങ്ങളാണോ?പരിശോധിക്കാന്‍ താഴെ കാണുന്ന ലിങ്ക് ഉപയോഗിക്കുക വാഹന നമ്പര്‍ മാത്രം നല്‍കിയാല്‍ മതി. GIVE ONLY VEHICLE NO: eg: KL 08 AB 5050
https://smartweb.keralamvd.gov.in/kmvdnew/services/registration/registrationnew.php


Find out vehicle details
https://smartweb.keralamvd.gov.in/kmvdnew/services/registration/registrationnew.php

Find out Driving Licence Details
https://smartweb.keralamvd.gov.in/kmvdnew/services/license/licensedetails.php

Think before you stop!

Worth Passing On! Sad, especially if you are inclined to 'help' people... While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
"There are several things to be aware of ... Gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-9-9AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXEDWITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.